Adieu To The Fuckers

totalspiffage:

Broke out this old celtic-ish skirt for the Beltane festival. Unfortunately not much matched but ah well. (Also hello cleavage haha)

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lazili:

practicing some stuff and then Rose

???

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loki-and-the-loon:

pffffffffffFFFFFT oh my god  xD

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theartofanimation:

Hyamei

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pokemonmasterkimba:

tigerberry:

alancatsbyorjackbarakitty:

teamcalzona:

okamikyru:

elfalannah:

spookyotaku3:

confused-companion:

slutty-fetus:

flying-idiots-everywhere:

buttsquish:

I didn’t know I needed this.

I love how it’s still a prince

i found my new otp

SHIPPING

ship name= surf and turf 

i am so done 

Oh

My

Gawd

YYEESSS

This… Perfect…

someone please create this omg

All I can think about is the Panda Express dish, and Derek Zoolander.

Now I want to genderbend manip all the disney covers. xD

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bemusedlybespectacled:

fandomsandfeminism:

typette:

I remember posting somewhere once in a thread about why girls aren’t exploited in animation anymore where some guy said, “all the disney girls are drawn to be generally attractive, but I don’t think there are any eye-candy men… or are there? Are there any Disney men that lots of girls like?” and I mentioned Roger. Tons of girls replied agreeing with me and the original guy was like “wait, Roger? from 101 Dalmatians? What’s attractive about him, he’s tall and lanky and has a big nose, he isn’t muscley at all! Wouldn’t you all prefer Gaston or something? Or do you girls think his big nose is indicative of something else?” and I was like “no, you idiot, he’s a silly, goofy guy who likes animals and can play a bunch of instruments, that’s why he’s attractive. What’s the matter with you? Gaston, seriously?”

This is why we need more girls in animation. And more guys like Roger apparently. 

This is why I laugh my ass of whenever dudes talk about how men are “objectified” by the media too. Because 9 times out of 10, what men think is “women objectifying men” are characters like Gaston.

And Gaston is NOT a woman-driven fantasy. Gaston is a male wish fulfillment fantasy. Gaston is not what women want, he is what men want to be. He is hyper-masculinity to an extreme degree, dripping with sexism and testosterone. The fact that men think that Gaston is what women want says an awful lot about those men. 

While I don’t want to generalize, female fans tend to prefer a very different kind of male hero. We like the Rogers, the Milos, the Hercules. Genuinely kind, often awkward men who are sometimes vulnerable and respectful to women. 

Yes, this is a generalization. I own up to that. But I think it’s important to remember that there is often VERY big difference between what MEN want to be and what women WANT in our media. 

Reblogging this again because fucking this. And hell, even the muscley dudes (see: Khal Drogo, Hercules, Thor, Captain America) are loved, not because they are muscley, but because they are sweet and loving and adorable. We love Thor because his mispronounces “Hubble” as “Hooble,” not because of what he can do with a hammer.

So I made a long comment about Steve Rogers, pre-muscling, and I realized that what I was really trying to say is that women like men who are vulnerable, or have weak spots.

Male power fantasies always have the right words, the right moves, the right everything, and they’re interesting/nice to look at, but you don’t want to date that, because they make you feel incompetent and inadequate.

You know you’ve got this flaw and that flaw, and sometimes you say things you don’t mean or don’t say what you mean, and then you run into this “perfect” person who’s always in control, always on the ball, even in small, quiet moments, and it’s like “Well, since you know everything, why should I bother trying to be part of this relationship at all?”

Whereas the Steve Rogers and the Hercules and the Thors say the wrong thing, are awkward, and you can pat them on the shoulder and say, “It’s ok, I do that, too.  Let’s commiserate over coffee.”

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nicoleanell:

hazellazer:

niknak79:

The kitten apocalypse

I choose death by little orange kitties

Chaos isn’t a pit, chaos is a pant leg. The climb is all there is.

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rangerkimmy:

mazarin221b:

random-nexus:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

The Sequel: I’m Really Not Poisoning Anyone, I Just Need To Know The Symptoms OF Poisoning And How Long They WOULD Take To Die From It.

Additionally: Please Don’t Put Me In A CIA Prison, I’m Just Trying To Figure Out How A Character Could Sneak Into Afghanistan From Pakistan While Avoiding the Border Police and the US Military.

Spinoff: I’m Not a Terrorist, I’m Just Curious About How Bombs Work

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superhighschoollevelcabbage:

noiretorrentielle my wifu and who i clog ur dash talking to

the-midnight-cat mistress who joins in with the dash clogging

pfdiva fabulous sempai #1 who is just pretty rad also has really nice nsfw stuff

5nevaokay dork also sometimes cool but shes actually just a dragon

marapedic sempai #2 who was one of my first followers and is just cool like woah i wanna be as cool as mara

jackinthespoon my sister from another mister like i wish we were related

flojo-god-of-insanity annoying lil shit who is like a brother. i wish i could met irl just so i could give you a noogie even though you are prolly taller than me  Not actually karkat altho I think we all forget sometimes.

*screams!!*  Lookit how cute you made me!! (What am I holding?  Izzat a flyswatter?)  And you called me actual senpai, what a cute!!

dansteinbacher:

40mm Glasswearstudios blue and black borostone plugs. (Taken by Dan Steinbacher)

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Pinz and Needlez Tattoo in Baltimore, Maryland

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