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I always forget how much I fucking LOVE Sollux, because he gets overshadowed by all the yahoos he hangs out with.
If you would like a special edition of “Diva loves you, baby,” you should share some of your favorite Sollux-centric stories, especially the ones where he uses his psionics, he does anything fun with Psionic, Eridan, or Karkat, and he is a snarky mofo.
Not meant to be as. Shippy. As it uh… turned out. Yeah.
to me they’re both gay as can be
but wow, this could be a really awesome pairing even though they’re not even attracted to each other?
This would be amazing. I mean, seriously.
Dirk would just cruise up to this dainty little Roxyclone with her renfaire dress and her mommy-didn’t-love-me-enough makeup, ready to pull strings and judge people and play his bullshit holier-than-thou enigmatic dark prince coolkid shtick, and Rose Lalonde — Rose motherfucking grimdark Lalonde, Rose who has faced down demons, Rose who has torn apart worlds, Rose who has grown up with Dave Insecure Dickbag Strider, Rose who has been wrangling Karkat, Gamzee, Kanaya, and Terezi for three solid years — Rose would look this swaggering puppy up and down, cough tactfully into her fist, and blow him clean out of the fucking water.
Dirk would have
*cackles and screams* YESSS!!
ngl, I ship Rose<3<Dirk SO HARD that I even wrote half a fic about them being kismeses who don’t fuck, because they both understand they’re NOT trolls, but they also kinda hate each other in the way of “I want you to know how much better I am than you.”
So, I was reading Venusian Eye’s “On Passion and Buckets” specifically "On Buckets" (Required reading if you want to understand some of the fiddly bits of this post) and it made me think that it’s entirely possible that modern Alternian quadrants are vestigial versions of what troll relationships USED to look like.
- aradia: the kid with a million injuries who giggles in the back of class when other students mess up and doodles on her cast
- tavros: has a rolly backpack and gets bullied into smuggling beer on field trips for his friends
- sollux: addicted to his friend's ritalin prescription
- karkat: daydreams of being punched by an older woman while waiting in the back of fry's for sollux to finish stealing video games neither of them wants
- nepeta: has a bunk bed littered with stuffed animals and deflated balloons
- kanaya: wears a beret every single day of junior high and takes french at the local high school. karkat can always be counted on to steal her entire lunch
- terezi: short-sleeve hoodies and airwalks. does all of dave's homework for him and misspells things on purpose so he'll lose points
- vriska: eats baked beans straight out of the can for lunch, which she pries open with her bare hands
- equius: brings aradia flowers three times a week and lets her stuff them up his nose
- gamzee: manages an A on the project he forgot about until three AM the morning it's due. nobody knows his secret but he says he takes it from a bottle
- eridan: lives on fancy coffee and can't get erections
- feferi: lives in the other half of eridan's mansion as separated out with masking tape. hasn't spoken to him in three months
Fuck the haters.
*narrowly refrains from having an orgasm over the Harleyberts* Oh god, they’re HOT! And Rose is so gorgy, too. Hnnnnnnnng!
here take this anatomically dubious porn
“Tavros,” he’s saying right into your ear. “Tav, Tavros,” he says again. He pulls your hair harder, then takes a deep breath. He reaches behind himself and fumbles for a moment— his hand slips under yours on his thigh. he reaches down farther and you gasp when you feel his fingers against your nook, slipping in and then out again right away. His hand moves back up and you can’t tell what’s he’s doing very well, but his shoulder is working and he’s panting against your cheek.
His hand moves again, and he’s dragging your hand over to where he’s worked himself opened again, and says to you “Please, Tavros, come on,” as he guides your fingers into his ass.
God. God, you can feel your bulge in his other hole as it moves, and as you put two fingers into him he makes a sudden sharp noise and you feel him tighten up as he comes.
You laugh, a little breathlessly, as you pause and ask, “Are you good, to keep going?”
and he nods desperate against you, shudders when you shift.
You move your fingers in him and wonder how many times you can make him come like this.
PUTS THIS HERE TOO BECAUSE IT”S GREEEEAAATTTTT
WOWOWOWOWOW liek the art is so hot on its own BUT THEN THE FIC HOT DAMN
I didn’t understand what was going on at first, and then I did, and it was super-hot. yesgood.
when people criticize homestuck artists for making thirteen year old characters look “too old” and then are so excited when the same characters are drawn like five year olds
Wait, are you genuinely 13?
additionally: a photograph of myself at 14
please tell me how young and childish early teens have to look, please. i am dying to hear it.
13-17 year olds in motion tend to look pretty young in the face to people who are older than them, because they tend to be less stressed and more optimistic, and they might also be a bit shorter, but by that age, the body’s pretty much figured out everything it’s gonna do. They might get taller, especially boys, but that’s pretty much it.
So no, the Homestuck characters are NOT drawn as looking “too old.” In fact, in most of the images where people think they look appropriately-aged, they actually look a little bit YOUNGER than most people their age would.
ew i’m sorry it’s late and i had wine
I thought this was Karkatcest as first, because of their shirts, but then I actually paid attention, and it just got HOTTER. Cause seriously, lookit Sollux’s face. And those expressive fucking TOES. I didn’t even know you COULD make toes expressive!